(I wrote this yesterday, it's a little behind.)

I know that surveys should be restricted to Myspace bulletins, but I (like this blogger) had writer's block, but felt the need to write. So this was my solution. I've also been working on a quite lengthy blog based on the question "What is your favourite thing in your bedroom?" - also from a rascally quiz. But here's this one for now.

What's your favourite children's book?

Anything by Enid Blyton. The BFG. Goosebumps. Animorphs. The Babysitter's Club. Sweet Valley High. The Disney books that come in hardcover.

What's your favourite type of cake?

Yes, it's weird, but I actually don't like cake very much. Sometimes I find myself saying "I want cake", even though I don't like the taste. Or the texture. Moreso the texture. That's how you know that a good percentage of what comes out of my mouth is total crap (for future reference). If I have to choose - cheesecake, or carrot cake.

What is the last song you listened to?

Probably something in my car, I haven't opened Windows Media Player yet today. Oh, I'm pretty sure it was Dashboard by Modest Mouse. It's still stuck in my head - but I don't care, it's a fabulous song. "Oh the dashboard melted but we still have the radio..."

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write it down here.

What I say can be heard, felt, seen and touched. It can be seen in my life.

(A book written by my uncle, John Wood. Truth: A Journal for Personal Transformation)

What are your three best qualities?

I hate questions like this, but in my humble opinion...confidence, honesty and appreciation. Tell me if you disagree. I don't really care, though.

Do you think you're a kind person?

No. Not deep down. Honesty mentioned above often comes out as incredibly blunt.

What colour is your toothbrush?

Don't know. Can't be bothered checking.

Who was your first TV crush?

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) from Home Improvement. What a hunk. Lol. I loved that show...I thought it was hilarious. How sad for me! In the end, Brad was a little bit hotter - when he got rid of the mullet. Poor bloke.

If you had to choose a celebrity couple to hang out with for the holidays, who would it be?
I honestly can not think of a celebrity couple for the life of me! I'm not particularly taken by celebrities...I admire some for their art, or their fashion sense, or their knack for helping the world with the fame, but I don't care to meet them. But, for the sake of this, (before they broke up) it would be Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti. Gorgeous and talented, the both of them.

What's your all-time favourite, most repeated movie quote?

I don't really repeat movie quotes in real life - I'm not one of those people. I find that the easily transitioned quotations are usually from stupid teenage 'comedies', which I avoid watching at all costs. Yes, I am a movie snob - I can't help being an anachronism.

If I could pull off quoting Mae West in real life, I most certainly would. I think she's brilliant! No one else can pull off the art of seduction like the queen. Some of my favourites:

"Anytime you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before."

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."

"I've been in more laps than a napkin."

AND the best of all:

"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."

What was your least favourite class in school?

Business Studies. End of story.

What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?

I don't know...something with Alex, no doubt.

If you had to choose between a million bucks and the ability to fly, which would you choose?

Money. Flying would take energy.

Where were you when 9/11 happened?

Sleeping. But I remember waking up and it was all over the TV, and we watched it at school. It was the same day as our ballroom dancing competition. And my year 7 friend Ashley's birthday, also.

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

Whinge loudly. And if I'm really hungry, I put more money in. Yes, I'm dumb.

Name three things you have on you at all times:

Pearl anklet, MPH band, Zeroseven string.

Can you change the oil on a car?

No. Do I even know what that means? No.

What did your last text message say?

"Haha love it! Remember if there's a vacancy you know who to call! Having a great time with the olds thanks...we have to get on the piss sometime soon Woody!" (my friend Michael from work.)

Do you like to cook?

Yes. Very very much. And I love cooking for Alex. Nothing makes me happier than chopping things together and kissing while it cooks and telling her off for eating all the mushrooms before I cook them.

What are you wearing?

Pink boxers with green frogs on them. The very same I walked around Kyoto in at 3am and got stared at by a million Japanese people. Good memories in these boxers :]

What's the last book you finished?

"The Tale of Murasaki" - better the second time around, for sure.

What fictional character is most like you?

Scarlett O'Hara.

I friggin' wish!

Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I don't do it well. And I think when I'm drunk it turns a little dirty. How embarrassing.

Peace out x